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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation #21. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation  
...since the first Generation was so good?
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (also known as Return of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) is a 1994 sequel/remake to the original movie The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) horror film. It stars award winning actors Renée Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey, years before either of them became famous.

The film was written and directed by Kim Henkel who had co-written the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Originally released in 1994, it was later edited and reissued in 1997. The edited version is the most commonly available, but there have been DVD releases of the original uncut film.

This film is one of the most ridiculed entries in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, with many (if not most) saying it is the worst in the entire series...

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"Why? Someone tell me why. Someone e-mail me and explain to me why. There is nothing to gain here. Nothing to be learned, nothing to excite, no story. Why? Seriously, is there any documentation that might explain WHY this thing (not a film) exists. Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is so unprecedented in it's poorness, that it doesn't even succeed in being a dumb slasher flick. Let me reiterate. The filmmakers actually FAILED at the least complicated genre in the book. If I wanted a series of randomly assembled images leading nowhere I would have rented "Week End".

The only reason to see this is that ever crafty curiosity value. Yes, you will be compelled to watch, if only to observe some clue as to why both Matthew McConaughey (pre-"A Time to Kill") and Rene Zellweger (pre-"Jerry Maguire") accepted the lead roles (the clue never comes). Texas Chain Saw fans will, of course, feel the completist need to see this, the death knell of the series. And finally, I think just the concept of Leatherface as a shrieking cross-dresser will garnish a few bewildered viewers. But believe me folks, this still doesn't answer the ultimate question: Why? Why?! WHY?!"

Monday, December 25, 17:58 2006 GMT

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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls #22. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls  
How can it get worse than 'Pet Detective'?
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Much as I disliked Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, it pains me to admit that Jim Carrey's first star vehicle was better than this hopelessly unfunny followup. Pet Detective, while being exceptionally silly and dumb (that, I suppose, was the whole point), still had its humorous moments. The same cannot be said of When Nature Calls, which, although equally moronic, left me sitting stone-faced in my seat for ninety minutes while it tried vainly to coax a laugh. There's nothing worse than a film which mistakenly believes it's the comic event of the year. For no legitimate reason whatsoever, When Nature Calls is full of itself to the point of being offensive.

In the eyes of some fans, the rubber-faced Carrey can do no wrong, and they will undoubtedly lap up When Nature Calls, then come back for seconds. This film was made for them. For the rest of us, who can endure the comedian only in small doses or when he's carefully reigned in (as in The Mask), the picture is virtually unwatchable. Like cough medicine, the taste gets worse the more you're forced to ingest.

When Nature Calls opens with an uninspired take-off of Cliffhanger (a movie that was almost a self-parody in its own right). After that, it's off to a brief interlude at a Buddhist monastery, then on to Africa, where Ace Ventura has been hired to find a stolen white bat. If he fails, the Wachatis and Wachootoos -- two stereotyped African tribes -- will go to war. Of course, Ace solves the case, but only after an inordinate number of idiotic jokes and failed sight gags. It's beyond my comprehension how a British actor of Simon Callow's (Four Weddings and a Funeral) stature can allow himself to be put through the ritual humiliation of appearing as one of Carrey's straight men (in this case, he's the bad guy). The pay check must have been handsome.

Carrey's meteoric rise started with the first Ace Ventura, so it was certain there would be a sequel. What's so surprising is how creatively barren Steve Oedekerk's movie is. When Nature Calls relies solely on Carrey's personality and performance to sustain it, which doesn't happen. The writing is sophomoric and the humor often makes Dumb and Dumber look enlightened. It's hard to imagine Carrey doing something worse than When Nature Calls, but then I previously thought he'd have a hard time lowering himself below the standards set by Pet Detective.

The phrase "answering the call of nature" commonly refers to activities involving a toilet. All things considered, that's an appropriate place to dump this latest installment of the Ace Ventura saga.

Monday, December 25, 18:03 2006 GMT

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Battlefield Earth #23. Battlefield Earth  
Scientology + Scifi = Scientology
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In this inept futuristic epic adapted from the novel by sci-fi author and Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, a greedy security chief (the ridiculous looking John Travolta) enslaves prisoners to mine gold for him. When it was released, "Battlefield Earth" became an instant camp classic -- think "Showgirls" in outer space. The New York Times said, "'Battlefield Earth' is the worst movie of this century. Sitting through it is like watching the most expensively mounted high school play of all time. It is beyond conventional criticism and belongs in the elect pantheon that includes such delights as 'Showgirls' and 'Revolution': the Moe Howard School of Melodrama."

Monday, December 25, 18:06 2006 GMT

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Top Gun #24. Top Gun  
Admit it: it sucks.
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Yes, this film shaped a generation of greasy teenagers.

But if you ever find yourself waxing nostalgic about the film, there's an easy fix: just watch it again. You will see quite clearly that it sucks ass. The acting is abysmally cheesy, the girls fall for the guys in the most painfully artificial way, and any shreds of plot were sacrificed to make way for brainless heroism and more special effects. You will be both amazed and embarrassed that you ever swooned over this film before.

Monday, December 25, 18:15 2006 GMT

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Mom and Dad Saved the World #25. Mom and Dad Saved the World  
So Beyond Stupidity that it is Hillarious
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You've got to see this one. It's not just lame or silly...it's totally out of this world stupidity that will make you laugh at yourself for sitting through it. Take 50 of the dorkiest, silliest, 8 year olds on the planet and give them some money and cameras and they will come up with this movie. It's been 12-13 years since I've seen this and still I remember it because it was so beyond belief. When movies reach a certain point of stupidity, they are no longer funny, then when they move beyond that point into the ULTRA stupid range they get funny again, BECAUSE they are stupid. This one falls in that category. The "light grenade" and "Trojan Horse" scenes are forever burned in my mind :-)

Friday, June 01, 16:09 2007 GMT

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The marine #26. The marine  
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john cena + terminator = The marine.
an ex marine, just retired is living life like a normal guy. his wife gets kidnapped so now hes all hardcore again. oh wowsers.

Tuesday, January 15, 14:01 2008 GMT

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Superbad #27. Superbad  
The name says it all
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one of the worst movies that i have seen to date. I honestly sat through it twice and did not laugh once. Sadly this movies strives on to live in the minds of teens and young adults alike. Disgusting and disturbing

Saturday, February 02, 04:52 2008 GMT

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Seize the day #28. Seize the day  
Strictly for insomniacs!!
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This is the worst movie I have ever seen! It makes 'Plan 9 from Outer Space" Look like an Academey Award winner! This movie is so slow moving and depressing that you will never need Tylenol PM again. If your parents died in a car crash, found ut your sister was pregnant by one of about 10 guys and your little brother contracted AIDS. Watching this movie would show that there are things worse than your life! This movie, unbelieveably goes from really bad to really worse. As I was watching it, it felt like the never-ending movie when all of a sudden the credits rolled and I thought to myself, 'Hmm, I guess the movie is over'! Avoid this movie at all costs or better yet, recommend it to your worst enemies!! That should fix their wagon. TERRIBLE!!!

Thursday, June 12, 16:50 2008 GMT

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A Clockwork Orange #29. A Clockwork Orange  
What the hell are they talking about?
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This movie is so bad that for the first hour you have no idea what is even going on. There is a scene where a gy walks into a bar, inserts money in a table and then get a glass of milk from a mannequins tit. WHAT!?!?!!??? I like the karmic part of it toward the end but the wall paper, art and sculptures are all sexually overloaded. I guess it is in true Kubric fashion but I have to say just because the director is considered a genius since his death I still say STUPID!!!!

Sunday, August 03, 01:13 2008 GMT

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Clerks #30. Clerks  
Lame acting, a non-funny comedy, boring and BAD
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A super lame, offending and embarrassingly terrible movie.
A complete waste of film.

My comatose grandma can act better than these talentless creeps.

Sunday, September 28, 07:39 2008 GMT

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Dragon Wars #31. Dragon Wars  
Don't watch if you like movies
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Oh my God! When i saw this i thought at the end WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!? This movie made dragons look like snakes! Some of the ground snake/lizards had rocket launchers! The animation was... shitty, they shot the dragons and red dots appeared on the dragons. the movie when it came out looked like it was going to pwn. Monsters fighting each other and fucking up a city while their at it, cool but NO. They had to add a story about a girl and a guy and the guy turns into a dragon and the girl gets shot dies comes back dies by getting ate and then barfed up... just like this movie. And at the end she dies again and the guy gets stranded in some random location. ive saved you some time DO NOT SEE THIS SHIT CALLED A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 22, 22:02 2008 GMT

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#32. Paco Boncan and the Aliens
It sucks ass
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Its a low buget crappy ass film

Thursday, October 23, 03:51 2008 GMT

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The Happening #33. The Happening  
BAD ACTING and BAD WRITING
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Please dont waiste your time or money renting this movie it was SO bad, if i could id give it a negitive 5 star rating. Okay first of all the acting was AWFUL to say the least, second, the plot of the movie was to be scared of wind? WTF was M. Night Shamalon thinking?
I WANT MY 3.99 BACK!

Saturday, November 08, 23:28 2008 GMT

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88 Minutes #34. 88 Minutes  
Acting , Plot everything makes this a really stupid and highly boring film
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One of the most poorly made modern movies ever and the acting sucks something terrible.

Monday, January 19, 10:43 2009 GMT

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Trail of the Pink Panther #35. Trail of the Pink Panther  
Ultra-stupid follow up based on old outtakes.
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This is a totally unnecessary and meaningless follow-up based on archive footage. Peter Sellers had passed away but Blake Edwards wanted to make another Pink Panther movie anyway. How can you make a Pink Panther movie without Sellers? Find another star? No, Edwards used archive footage, and some meaningless chats with old co-stars. The result is a poor excuse of a movie.

Tuesday, June 23, 21:21 2009 GMT

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Modesty Blaise #36. Modesty Blaise  
A golden opportunity wasted
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In the 60's, Modesty Blaise was a very successful action/adventure comic, where high quality (and rather violent) stories with well thought out characters were the obvious and very likely successor to the Bond movies.

But that was not to happen, due to this awful movie. The producers did absolutely everything wrong. The actors were miscast, and the pretty good story was ruined by a silly ending that showed all to clearly that the producers had no idea about the characters they were telling a story about. Peter O'Donnell, the author, hated the movie.

I have heard that some people find the movie enjoyable as 60's kitsch. Maybe so, but as a "Modesty Blaise" movie it could not be much worse.

You can't make a spoof before making the original. The original should have shown a super-cool and deadly Modesty. It did not. Of course it flopped.

Tuesday, June 23, 21:41 2009 GMT

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Elizabethtown #37. Elizabethtown
snoretown
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starring kristen dunst and orlando bloom, nothing happens in this movie.

Sunday, August 02, 21:09 2009 GMT

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Knock Knock #38. Knock Knock  
Knock Knock
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Knock Knock is a horror film that combines fear with revenge, hate with justice and responsibility with sacrifice. The bible says an Eye for an Eye. Rico was just a big fun loving son of a hard working neighborhood business man. The problem is his dad is an undertaker. Some popular high school Students thought he was weird because of it. Rico kept to himself and helped his dad around their funeral home after school. One night after a high school pep rally, some of those students wanted to have a little fun. The town would never be the same. Local cops have never seen anything like it. The beautiful detective thought she knew it all. Is the drunken old detective right? Why was it happening? Who will be next? Answering the door will never be the same again!


such a stupid movie, and horrible acting. i felt like i was watching something a sophmore videotech class had made.

Friday, September 11, 03:54 2009 GMT

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Dance Flick #39. Dance Flick  
Dance Flick
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HORRIBLE!!

Saturday, November 14, 20:24 2009 GMT

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Land of the Lost #40. Land of the Lost  
Roaringly Stupid
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this movie is soooo stupid i was like how the heck did it even make ANY money in the box office.

Thursday, December 31, 00:39 2009 GMT

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